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Alex is a term used when your mate got a massive humongous 2 incher muncher pickle as it looks like a pickle, veiny green and disfigured. Hug him long enough he’ll sniff your address from which cleaning detergent you used. He often acts like a crab grabbing your cocks as if they were his life line. He was fast at running, running fast food to his room, to much running would start up his Syphilis which shows his immense experience in back door sandy, sandy also describes his face. His game is so elite that any girl in a party would smash him, any girl at the school of the blind. His finger game is the best making elton Johns Saturday night guitar game seem weak, but elton is gay and so is alex game where the finger are used to perform the helicopter. One cum shot down the wrong wind pipe can cause a liver turn white. His liver is not as weak as alex himself letting his dog peg him and any 2 yr old in the area , which is some reverse Paedophilia making the cops question where the restraining order should go till they hear how much alex enjoys the pegging by children, till one day one big male gaint guy stretch him out so much the children couldnt get their legs out his stomach, whilst they struggle their knees play his fragile liver like a accordion making his skin turn yellow and white like a light going on and off, this inherited flashlight signals real pedophiles to his location for his real true enjoyment he gained.
You see that mountain over there, no the bigger one that looks like a volcano, yes thats alex pimple.
The most annoying person to ever exist, no matter the gender. They will steal all your food and eat it as a midnight snack and then fart all day not realising they were eating beans. I speak from experience.
Alex is so annoying! He steals all my canned beans every day.
Alex is a person who is kind, smart, attractive, handsome and caring. Alex can be annoyed but he is a person you won’t want to miss out on.
Girl 1 : if I could I would kiss 💋 him and be his gf.
Girl2 : hey! Alex is mine stay of!
Alex Is a Great guy with a larger than life personality.Alex has a enourmous Penis.Alex Is very successful, Alex‘s Is very Funny also incredible do be around .ALEX IS A SEX MACHINE THE BEYT YOU EVER WILL SEE.
Wow Alex has a such a huge penis!!!!
Will most likely shoot up the school and smells like piss.
Alex talking about his height"Wanna know how I shot up?"
Girl 1"What.The school?"
Alex is a beautiful man. I love watching him play soccer as his gyat jiggles around up down and around (and side to side).
He is loved by everyone even though he smells like dead fish. When Alex bends over I can't help myself but approach it with my hands out and drooling. He's asking for it, so I give it a good rub.
A girl trying to find her name but all she gets is dudes names, usually very chill and always gives amazing advice, you could say a lot of alex’s are one of the popular but lonely people
boy 1: dude she’s so chill
boy 2: of course she is, she’s an Alex.