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John : "Where are you going?"
Ben : "Calc, I got my boy, Michael Roy Smith."
That one albino raccoon in your backyeard that goes "hee hee" and touches your children. Remember to open the door for him at night because if he forced it open he's gonna eat your first born and give you extreme cock and ball torture that's gonna end up with you losing your left pinkie, your right big toe as well as your cock and ball. Your experience with raccson might vary depending on which night it is.
Dad: it's a beautiful day at the park today
Michael Raccson: **hee hee's from the trees**
Dad: we have to go, NOW!!!
Daughter: mom I can see something outside my window
Mom: it's probably a squirrel or something
Daughter: it looked more like a white raccoon
Mom: **Lock the doors and hide in the closet with daughter**
A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history
A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more
A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it
And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
"Michael Vick is a walking time bomb"
Internet and movie star Michael Sofos is an inspiration to many. Known for playing Costa in my Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, Mr. Sofos has since retired and has since taken up dirt biking
"My favorite actor is Michael Sofos!"
It means everything to me. It is the synonym for love and sadness. When Michael Angelo smiles, it'll surely light up the room, especially his room inside my heart. This is a confession of love and at the same time, a goodbye to you. I think I loved you for a long time that I forgot how to love myself. Take care, always.
I want Michael Angelo back but I prefer to move forward, forgive him, and be happy with our seperate ways.
A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha
Michael crutcher is A player or a pimp with a blonde who is too good for him named Tasha
Hides his feelings and displays a rude-like personality to cover his true feelings. It’s not worth hurting him for your own pleasure. Whoever has a Michael Veu in their lives are the most luckiest people ever, impossible to get over. Once he finds his true person, he’ll be happy again. Ndt❤️
Why is Michael Veu so hard to get over?
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