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some made up rumor that there is music that gets you high by listening to it. complete bs.
this guy at the ymca was passed out from getting high by listening to heroine music.
When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.
All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*
"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"
During intercourse the man is so proficient in the art of fingering when he begins is almost as he is playing a guitar
Becky:Adam gave me the musical organ last night
Mattress Music is music you have sex or dance to.
Mattress Music is Jeremih birthday sex or Bedrock.
Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.
Mattress music is Jeremih: Birthday Sex
Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal
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THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.
Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.
Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.