september 27 is national hold hands day soooo yea thatβs gonna be lit
omg did you know today is national hold hands day
no omg
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Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"
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A day dedicated to our big sisters, because they helped raise us too!!!
I have to buy my sister a gift for National Big Sister Day
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Letβs fuck on national fuck a friend day cuz weβre friends
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August 24 (8/24) Rest in peace Kobe and GiannaππΌππΌ
I canβt wait for National Kobe Bryant Day!
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June 25 National send tits pic day. A day where you have to send a pic of your bare tits to whoever asks.
Me; Happy National tits pic Day!!
Her; Thanks hereβs the pic!!
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You actually sick fuck. Go Jack off to porn hub you lonely ass man. Youβre so lonely you have to make a whole day of grabbing breasts
Boy 1-βitβs national grab boob day! Imma go grab Katieβsβ
Boy 2-*slaps* βjeez youβre creepy go get helpβ
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