Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors
bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014
Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them
Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)
What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on
I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then
Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead
Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake
Noun:
1. The greatest character ever to exist. The man who makes the impossible possible. The main protagonist of the METAL GEAR franchise (the best franchise).
Verb:
2. To execute an action flawlessly beyond human ability.
3. To infiltrate like a boss, a Big Boss
1."Solid Snake makes my snake absolutlely solid."
2. "You're gonna have to pull a Solid Snake to finish this boss fight."
3. "I'm gonna have to Solid Snake my way into Harvard."
Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.
She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.
When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.
PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"
PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"