Times Five

Used at the end of a sentence to describe something that is SO out of control or crazy as hell.

"Sorry I'm late. I just drove back from Manhattan. Traffic times five!"

OR

Dude 1: "I don't think I wanna hook up with that chick from the club anymore. She goes ape shit if I don't text her like all day."

Dude 2: "Yeah I hear u man. Psycho times 5. Hook up with someone else.

OR

Girl 1: "You put them back? How expensive were those shoes?"

Girl 2: "TOO much. Paycheck times five."

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Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...

Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time

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Corona time

The time where the boomers disappear

Oh yeah it’s corona time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*

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time leaper

This is the way you manage to control your time so you can react and move much quicker than your normal self

Time leaper is like "My hours is your seconds..."

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Borrowed Time

When someone fucks up with no chance of redemption.

That mothafucka disrespected me, he's on borrowed time.

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Scrub Time

Towards the end of an athletic competition(usually a basketball game) when one team has obviously secured the win. All of the worst players(scrubs) on both teams who ride the bench finally get to play. Scrub Time usually will not exceed a few minutes in most competitive levels of play and depends upon how big of a lead the winning team has.

Bench Warmer 1: "Hey...it might suck that we're losing by 30 points in the 4th quarter but at least we might get some playing time."

Bench Warmer 2: "Awesome, I love Scrub Time. I was starting to fall asleep a little bit and my legs are numb."

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time shitter

someone who shits away time....

"Dude, stop time shitting! You're supposed to be studying!"
"Spending time on the the b9 board is not time shitting! And look at you. You're the time shitter, playing games all day. At least i am laughing my ass away."

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