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Chris

That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.

Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?

Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.

Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.

Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.

by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019


Chris

Chris is the best person in the world. He is better than Esteban at soccer and he will make it to professional soccer. He is a very cool and nice guy.

Everyone: Wow Chris is so cool

by jJ10100 October 30, 2019


Chris

Chris is a very handsome person. He usually has fluffy hair, a middle part, or short hair, and is very attractive. He is nice caring, and doesn’t make people uncomfortable. He is popular at school, and there is a chance that he is bisexual. He makes even boys stare at him. One look and the girls are blushing. He can bring almost anyone to their knees. His life can be hard at times, but he persists going. He most likely has tiktok too.

Chris! How are you dude!
Hey Chris!

Hi bestie!
You wanna hang out after school?

by Allaie July 15, 2022


Chris

Someone who has no rizz.

Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris

by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023


Chris

The one and only GOAT. The hoes love him and the niggas love him, but sadly he way too fine for them.

Chris is so sexy I swear.

by RealDealMane June 11, 2022


Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall.

Chris: guys guys look this new car design is so cool
Everyone else: dude we don't care

by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019


Chris

A real ass nigga that cares about his people

Y'all know that boy Chris? He a real ass nigga.

by fatherXtime January 30, 2020