ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

Ur Mom

the
best
word
ever
and literally can wipe out a planet

Claire: ayo watcha doin this weekend?
Lily: UR MOM
Claire:*explodes*

Ur mom

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed

Ooh ur mom u did good last night

Ur mom

Is a fun thing to say when someone asks where you are.It can be used as doing your mom, or (fucking your mom.’

When someone asks where you are, you can say “ your moms house”.

Ur mom

Very hot and good at ducking deez nuts

I like ur mom

Ur mom

Very hot and good at sucking dn

I f***** ur mom

Ur mom

A fat women

Ur mom fat