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The act of trying to meet women in order to get only a blow job (like going fishing with worms for bait).
Joe: hey matt, you're all dressed up. are you going to a club?
Matt: yea, i'm going fishing. want to be my wing man?
Joe: no... but, good luck
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the act of being in an intoxicated state and wanting to find a dead fish to put in a hated one's yard to stink it up
Erin: "Hey Jen, I'm drunk and I really want to get revenge on Tyler for cheating on me."
Jen: "We should go dead fishing!"
Erin: "You're right! We should! If we throw it on his roof it will stink up his yard faster and it will be harder to find."
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to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.
Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.
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Siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. A helmet is required for safety.
To do Dead Fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate.
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When you shake someones hand and they give you a limp handshake, kinda like holding a stale fish...
Dude i shook corkys hand and he gave me a stale fish...
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when a guy, wearing tight fitting pants, displays the shape of his balls or overall genitalia. male version of a camel toe
did you see that guy dressed up as batman with the fish eyes?
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ariel therobe and yoavs word. no one else can use it. u can be a blubber fish, or do blubber things.
im vewy vewy blubber sad. yo that blubber comment was madd fuckedd upp yo!!
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