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Avocado Chocolate Egg

An avocado cut in half with its seed replaced with a chocolate egg. Unless you look closely it looks like a regular avocado and you would be none the wiser. For some people this is strangely unsettling.

Did you see Betty's snap too? Ya, it was such an Avocado Chocolate Egg

by NLgoodtimes April 30, 2024


Creme Egg Nogger

A reverse Egg Nogger i.e. someone who is not white by race but is secretly white on the inside, much like a creme egg.

man Lee Jun Wu is for sure a Creme Egg Nogger, he doesn't even get maths tutoring!

by D E A T H P L E A S E June 6, 2016


egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021


Bust Egg

A complete Bell End, not funny and very boring....

Beaney is such a Bust Egg

by Stants Hero January 13, 2016


To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019


anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 28, 2024


pris egg

The smartest person on earth.

A: is Pris Egg's answer wrong?
B: Don't doubt. Pris Egg is always correct.

by Boomb December 20, 2016