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Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.
Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.
When you see a hot chick walking by and you airbang them with out them even knowing it.
Did you see that hot redhead that just walked by? Yeah man I was air banging her the whole time she walked by
An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
My sleep paralysis demon that haunts me every day I go to school. He knocks on the desk when I am about to go into heaven and drags me back down to hell. He is the catalyst of all evil and vitriol within the world.
Guy: "You know Mr. Bangs?"
Me: "💀"
When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.
Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!
you bang a chick with a Popsicle. after it has melted you eat her out.
It was a hot sunny day and I gave cindy a tasty chillher bang.
When you give her the good anal slip after you just took her out to a fancy date to Taco Bell and it sprays out at high speed
Gave my wife the good ol Kansas flash bang last night.