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Satan’s Bean Bag

When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.

Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.

by DadKum69 March 31, 2021

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Flicking The Old Bean

Exercising the “wit center” of one’s brain, through the use of spoken or written words, where the stated goal is to play with language, rather than to effectively communicate a specific idea itself.

Sometimes referred to as "Vocabulary Masturbation."

Chris and Jesse do a lot of flicking the old bean every Wednesday while drinking beer.

by jRiddle December 21, 2019

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Hot Bean on a Pancake

A phrase shouted in an outrageous accent of any kind when a person is surprised or impressed by something. (Yeah. It's a thing.)

Well hot bean on a pancake, Evan! Chipmunks rule!

by daisyeights January 26, 2015

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Keen Butter Bean

A person that is really keen for something

(Guy 1) dude are you keen for a drive tonight?
(Guy 2) yea dude I'm keen butter bean.

by Keenbutterbean October 2, 2016

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Boston Baked Beans

Little red candy coated peanut things that often come in a little red ceramic jar.

Oh boy, I just bought some Boston Baked Beans candies, man do I love these things!

by boohiss June 4, 2004

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Anthropomorphic Bean Cake

The act of doing cake and flicking the bean. The anthropomorphic bit just makes it sound better.

Person 1: Where's my cake? And what are you doing with your bean?
Person 2: She pulled and Anthropomorphic Bean Cake. D:

by Random LSGer December 23, 2005

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Mexican jumping beans

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.

Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!

by Jzell September 15, 2010

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