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The act of sex in doggy style position where the male (or female, if strap on is in use) pivots their body in a position to be able to lift up their leg and place it over the receivers head.
Dude, Sally was such a slut last night. She straight up wanted the bird-dog while I was fucking her from behind.
Flipping the bird to someone after your mate just did something stone cold morally
Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.
when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that
bird + horny = bird sex
i have a horny bird it keeps having sex
When two or more things are very different, but actually the same.
Man, my Chicken Caesar salad and my turkey sandwich are similar, that’s bird.
A: Affirm the relationship
B: Be offended
I: Incite violence
R: Remind them it's a free country and you can say what you want
D: Die
Don't forget to BE A BIRD and attack the person not the comment!
Did you hear what Stella said!
Ya bro, BE A BIRD.
When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.
Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!
When you sit across from a mirror while watching a movie or reading, so you can look up and grin at yourself during the good parts, and pretend that you're not alone. Like a caged bird interacting with its own reflection.
I'm usually birding when I read fan fiction, since no one gets as excited about my OTP as I do. Birding is like having a best friend who shares all your opinions!