A very strong man with a particularly strong penis
That guy is such a Charlie Hoekstra he is so strong. He could lift a bus with his penis
A giant turd that leaves a stain on any toilet when flushed that resembles peanut butter.
Johnny sure upset the janitor when he left a peanut butter Charlie in the church toilet.
Someone who got spanked as a child.
"I was spanked as a kid. We're you a butt Charlie kid?"
The most handsome man alive. Any female that lays their eyes on him is instantly attracted and any dude that sees him gets jealous.
Charlie Hafer is one good looking dude.
a person with an extremely small penis that likes to think he’s a body builder.
mason greenwood hides in his pillow and his parents are claire and steve who everyone loves very much
The absolute goat that everybody loves because he is the goat
Bruh its the goat charlie teal
A demented human with a strange obsession with writing and drawing. Will be very aggressive when sketchbook is stolen. Observe the wild Charlie from a distance for safety. They tend to have dark brown hair (length varies) and brown eyes, but they wish they had a different eye colour because they think that brown = boring. They also want to die their hair some sort of colour that looks like toxic sludge because they think that their hair is also boring, but they don't want to murder their hair with dye.
They want to cut their hair and call their friends idiot sandwiches, quoting the chef Gordon Ramsay. Their friend *is* Gordon Ramsay, so don't question the lovely lovely logic of the wild Charlie. Their friend, Gordon Ramsay, tends to call people buckets and monsters, influencing the wild Charlie to call them an idiot sandwich. They laugh too much and when they listen to their own voice they realize how weird they sound. When happy, they sound like a mutated chipmunk. Mildly concerning, but it is the normal behaviour of a wild Charlie.
"Watch the strange behaviour of The Wild Charlie."