I don't #

I do not hashtag
i do not beat around the bush

Person1: "you ugly slut, go suck a dick"
Person2: " sure, we can date."
Person1: "thats rude and arrogant"
Person2: "i don't #"

I don't play Duke Nukem 3D

Code phrase for saying you like men

"yo dude honestly, I don't play Duke Nukem 3D"
"same bro~"
(then they kiss passionately)

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shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

Stop Wrong Don't

Ha! No. Don't care. I'm going to.

Hym "There is a lot of 'wrong' here, YouTube flith. I am not going to 'stop wrong don't' until I have both the credit I deserve and the money that goes along with it."

Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.

Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

Hey, don't care bitch

How about YOU let go of YOUR ego and allow YOURSELF to be controlled turd-man? YOU do the fucking thing you're telling the abstract phantom to do. How does that sound?

Hym "Hey, don't care bitch. I'm not hooking myself up to your retard farming apparatus. That's why Jordan Peterson is posting pictures of milking porn. That's ALL you motherfuckers do. Hook people up to your people farm and live off the proceeds while doing NOTHING."