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It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.
Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."
Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."
Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."
It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.
Hey I'm about to give you a major Muddy dragon. My stomach has been gurgling all day.
It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.
Hey I'm about to give you a major Muddy dragon. My stomach has been gurgling all day.
A person who blows excessively large vape clouds in public
So I was walking around the corner and this duche dragon, hit me with a cotton candy cloud of bullshit.
Noun: A male shaped phallic object leaving a menstruating vagina.
Jill sucked Jack's hot dragon after they rode the crimson tide.
Jack's dick looked like a hot dragon when he pulled out.
Shove a firework up her ass while shes high on cocaine for the effect of a dragon then rapw the carcus
"Yo; dave you done the dragon style?"
"Tf"
When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese
Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.