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When you're having sex and your balls slap your bitch's ass so hard it sounds like clapping.
Guy: Bitch that was the best fucking sex ever.
Bitch: Yeah I know, I think even the neighbors were clapping!
Guy: Bitch, please. That was an applause from the back row.
a person who gets into a new relationship right after they just ended their last relationship with someone else.
That girl is such a hopper from dish! She is dating Dylan now, but she just got out of a relationship with Brian!
a snow day.
John: Today we were given a gift from God.
Frances: Woo! get your wellies on!
Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?
Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."
This is your free pass to say no to a guy asking for nudes if he has a mullet. If he has a mullet he doesn’t deserve to get nudes.
Today I got to use the Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.
Christian from NYC is a very bad person