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Eating from under your ass

A metaphore for saving money while physically suffering from cold, heat, hunger, pain, etc. while the end goal for saving money is not worth it.
This metaphore can also be used to describe the act of not wanting to buy a tool, gadget, etc. that would make the job significantly easier.
This metaphore cannot be applied to those that cannot afford to spend money. For example, a college student that eats a meal rejected by ethiopians just to save money for books, rent, etc.

"I don't use the AC (of the car) because it uses more gas. I could use that money to buy a coffee."
Here the person suffers from heat, just to have that small pleasure to drink a coffee.
So next time a person says anything of this sort, just say "Stop eating from under your ass".
Other examples of people that eat from under their ass:
- A person that has the possibility to go to the dentist in their own country, but chooses to suffer for months until he/she has time to go to another country for a more affordable dental care, even though this person can totally afford the dental care in his/her country.
- A person that does not want to use a heater to heat their bathroom, thus choosing to suffer from cold to save a bit on electricity, an electricity bill that they could afford to pay anyway.
- A truck driver that does not use any kind of GPS, because GPS is for pussies, thus choosing more hard ways to get to his destination. Finding his destination will require to look at physical maps, to ask people at gas stations and/or calling other people to ask for directions. All these actions may give the driver some level of stress.
- A guy that eats milk and cereal so he has money for gas to drive his 5th hand 2003 BMW M5 on the weekends, at the end week he doesn't even have money to buy a deodorant.

by LLamadan January 8, 2019


Fireheart from warrior cats animated

An ugly eldritch abomination from the web series warrior cats “Animated”

Fireheart from warrior cats animated Doesn’t even look like a cat, it looks like a science experiment gone wrong 😑👻

by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 20, 2024


Jackson from salvo

A meme. No one likes him. Usually dadless

Where's Jacksons dad? Jackson from salvo

by Vanesh is here April 2, 2017


from the ass southward

Fully, wholly, completely (usually referring to someone being in a certain state or exhibiting certain characteristics)

A: Wait, he's gay???
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?

C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.

by ImRightBehindYa July 5, 2023


How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022


But eventually the word will phase from existence

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but eventually the word will phase from existence ajkw4nfglnewwknjwaflwnmjkakfnjalnlkawdsqa';mjdlmqawp'md

by KapnosMagnus August 21, 2021


But eventually the word will phase from existence

are you ready

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you

But eventually the word will phase from existence is a definition created by a loser who wants to rick roll people.

by UrbanDoge July 31, 2021