Rural Dictionary

Alexander De Luca

Alexander De Luca has a gaping hole right between his two very bony legs.

Hey have you meet Alexander De Luca
YES, he has a huge pussy
Yes I fucked him

by truthwriter9000 July 21, 2022

Lucas Beatty

some stupid cunt who thinks hes perfect and better than everyone else and he is an embarrassment to other people. he will forever be a dumb cunt with a toxic past and a toxic present

hey you know that stupid fuck named Lucas BEATTY" and he says "oh yeah that toxic cunt what about him" and i say "HIS DADDY DID THE DEAD"

by kfkffkffkkfkkf October 2, 2018

a name given to a ginger kid who seems (in the slightest normal on the outside) but is actually pretty much just an extremely horny self centred manipulative cocky selfish alpha mindset man-slag who does nothing but try to get something out of every girl that shows any genuine interest in him. Hopefully one day he will understand that relationships aren’t just a build up to fucking the horny cunt that’s not all that matters

A point of advice: u might as well suck ur own dick because at this point you’ve talked to half the school and i smell desperation from the amount of people you’ve talked to that are seen as below you in the little league of our school.

anyway, if this is found, ur either a) a stranger who knows a different LB b) madly in love w that guy (he doesn’t really care about you)

or c) you’re lucas bell himself… and in that case ur just cocky for searching urself up (or ur just a cocky person in general)

but who am i to talk…

xoxo
gg

subject a: Oh yeah lucas bell had a thing for her as well… Did you not know?
subject b: Oh it seems like he’s gone through half the girls at this point

by xoxo.gg January 16, 2024