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Stafford Middle School

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.

Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!

by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 25, 2020


Stafford Middle School

this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.

Stafford middle school sucks balls

by PussyAbsorber420 July 6, 2022


J.W Williams Middle school

A school filled with weird ass emo kids, annoying ass wannabe gangsters who think it's hot to have their pants below their asscheeks, and curly haired edgars who say the n word. All the girls are here make we want to jump off a three story building and they get a new boyfriend every week and think they are above everybody because they carry around reuseable lululemon bags and wear $100 lululemon leggings and jackets that they begged their mommy for. The teachers here also assign an ungodly amount of homework. Wanna use the restroom? sure! Just be aware that they are filled with kids vaping, white girls recording goofy ass tiktoks, and there is a 98% chance the the toilet is clogged! We've also been threatened to get bombed 3 times this year! Gotta love WMS!

"I have to go to J.W WIlliams Middle School next year.."
"Here's a gun, just shoot yourself now."

by lyssyhasaglock June 27, 2023


Coastal Middle School

Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :

"coastal middle school can burn in hell"

by lil_peeper December 31, 2020


Gorge Fisher Middle School

A school filled with drama petty people and practically 1 race which is β€œwhite” the Teachers are annoying and will get you in trouble for no reason. You learn nothing there and no one helps you with you problems!! It’s not fun at all . Drop out while you can πŸ˜πŸ‘

Person1:what school do you go to

Person2” Gorge Fisher middle school
Person1: oh I feel bad 4 you

by Crumbcakes December 6, 2018


nessacus regional middle school

Perhaps it’s grand

Nessacus regional middle school is rad

by Uhgfdk December 6, 2017


Freetown Lakeville Middle School

Shit school
Shit food
And…

Freetown Lakeville Middle School Sucks

by πŸ₯”πŸ₯–πŸ₯”πŸ₯–πŸ₯”πŸ₯–πŸ₯”πŸ₯–πŸ₯”πŸ₯–πŸ₯”πŸ₯–πŸ₯” September 8, 2022