Mouth Cooker

An alternative heating apparatus to prepare meat properly. It’s not like an oven or anything, it’s just different.

I can’t believe black anus’ oven’s broke. Very strange for a steakhouse. Luckily one of the servers had a functioning mouth cooker to cook all the meat.

Hottie Palin Mouth Crease

This is the observation and description of Michael Palin (most known from Monty Python) and his attractiveness, largely referring to his overly attractive left side mouth crease.

Person 1: Omg, I wanna lick Hottie Palin Mouth Crease!
Person 2: Yo, I know right!

mouth switch

Any device which can be controlled by voice, is controlled with a mouth switch

I was unable to mouth switch off the lights as the internet was down

metal mouth

1. a mouth full of braces.
2. a metallic taste in the mouth due to medical conditions, or food.
3. a nickname for the old James Bond villain, Jaws.

1. "I went to the dentist yesterday, now im a metal mouth."
2. "This take out food tastes funny and now i have a case of metal mouth."
3. "Did you see that old James Bond film? Metal Mouth was such a pain, running into James Bond at the worst times."

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

wash your mouth with lemon juice

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

Big fat dick in my mouth

If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this

hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay