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Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.
Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.
Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!
A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.
*has 16 beers*
Let’s do it!
Just flat out chugging or crushing beers
Bro, I was gassin beers last night and got completely tore up!
Meaning #1: Whilst fucking your girl from behind, pour beer on your crank and use for lubricant. (WARNING: This may cause yeast infections).
Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.
"I need to buy more beer. I was beer dogging your mom last night and i ran out."
"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."
When someone fetches you a nice cold brewski.
Aye bro get me a natty light.
Alright man I got you.
Ha, beer lackey.
An individual who played at a high level and for whatever reason decided not to continue competitively. The Beer League Demon is usually between the ages of 19 and 22, and now dominates the Beer League with little to no effort. Depending on attitude the Beer League Demon can either be laid back or the most insufferable douchebag, there is no in-between.
John: Hey Dave, what do you think of the new guy?
Dave: The kid is a real Beer League Demon
John: yeah I heard he played at the national level
A beer that you drink when cleaning
I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.