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The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?
Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?
Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
When you feel terrible after the decisions you made at your or someone else's birthday party.
Jerry: Ben yesterday at your birthday party, I ate a whole bunch of pizza and now post birthday clarity hit me hard, as I now have shat for 5 hours straight.
Ben: I did not need to know that
Noun: the consumption of a Cadbury’s Wispa bar immediately after sex; an alternative to the post-coital cigarette.
He pulled out and they rewarded themselves for an excellent shag by sharing a post-coital Wispa.
Post-Spacetime Civilization is a name of a kind of civilization that managed to overcome the spacetime amd managed to exist beyond spacetime, literally becoming an extraphysical civilization. Post-spacetime civilization is a kind of extraphysical civilization, since it exists beyond spacetime and it managed to overcome the spacetime somehow, mainly by technology or by spirituality, and it exists at extraphysical level, both terms can be used to refer to extraphysical civilizations beyond spacetime, but post-spacetime civilizations managed to overcome spacetime, while extraphysical civilizations simply exist at extraphysical level.
"The concepts of post-spacetime civilization and extraphysical civilizations might be really useful in order to explain the existence of aliens and intelligent life beyond Earth as well, but it might take some time until those ideas become mainstream, together with extraphysical mechanics, bioextraphysics, psychoextraphysics, neuroextraphysics, extraphysicalism, post-spacetimeism, spiritualicism, deistology and ideas related to them."