rape in Sweden

based loosely on the Julian Assange case, referring to the fact that what counts as anything from gross sexual imposition down to just uncool sexual activites in Australia can be considered rape in Sweden. Used to alert braggart friends that their boasting is not particulary welcome. Also used to be a smartass.

Dude 1: "Yeah, the bitch said no to getting all up in dat azz, but I went there anyway."
Dude 2: "Dude! That's rape in Sweden!"

or

Dude 1: "Jagoff walks around with his pants around his knees, so I grab the waistband on his BVDs and hike 'em towards the heavens!"

Dude 2: "snicker Yeah... but that's rape in Sweden! chuckle"

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mouth rape

when someone buys you a shot, and it is so grose it feels like your mouth has been raped.

I just got raped in the mouth by a whiskey shot!

I love mouth rape!

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jumpsuit rape

a rape occuring with someone in a jumpsuit ;)

erin wore a jumpsuit while marcus performed the "jumpsuit rape"

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barbwire rape

When a man wraps his throbbing cock in sharp barbwire then proceeding to fuck a female orifice with extreme force.

He barbwireded raped me mom....

Chris: Hey Daniel you down to get some poontang 2nite
Daniel: No bro im pp still be sore from last weeks barbwire rape

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Madden Rape

The most EXTREME rape of ALL-TIME! Not just dealing with football or Madden, just overall. If you get raped, not literally (or maybe literally), in ANYTHING to the most extreme level, its a Madden Rape. Its pretty much the worst thing in the world!

Bult: OMG This is WORSE than a Madden Rape
Bear: No, that is not possible, nothings worse than a Madden Rape!

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rave rape

When you are forced against your will and without consent into wild dancing amounting to a rave.

Man 1: "woah you look like you're in a lot of pain there"
Man 2: "yeah; I just got rave-raped."

That was one hell of a rave rape

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Rape Juice

A foul, rank smelling substance, even worse than bong water. Thick in consistency. Reeks of the stench of blood, sweat, tears and sometimes a little poop.

Rogers' breath smells of Rape Juice!

She has Rape Juice leaking out of her batty.

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