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When stuff you are eating falls on the floor, you have two options. You can pick it up and eat it, or you can throw it out. The five second rule is used when what ever falls is tasty, but you dont want to gross out your friends by eating something dirty. The five second rule, when imposed (usually along with a quick rinse or blow off) makes what ever you still want to eat socially acceptable to eat and void of all dirtyness. The 5 second rule may be be changed to the 10 second rule, the 15 second rul, or the "i have no clue how long its been there" rule.
guy one: dude, you just dropped your good tasting stuff
guy two: aww crap, butter move fast to make the five second rule. This stuff sure isnt good enough for a ten-er or a 15-er.
1. If your shoe falls off, you're done moshing. At least until the next song.
2. Don't look like a fool and predict a BD.
3. NEVER EVER mosh to the sound check.
3a. Or the in-between band house music.
4. ABSOLUTELY NO cross-leg two-steps.
5. No two-stepping during a circle pit.
6. No moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand.
7. Don't get in the pile up unless you know the words or you're trying to hit someone.
8. No girls. Duh.
thats all i can think of.
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they gotta be foreal.
Kid 1: Yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you fuck, gtfo!
Kid 2: :(
are you kidding? how do you not know what rule 34 is? have you been living in a fucking cave for the past 10 years you caveman?
If it exists, there is an iceberg chart of it. If not, start making one.
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What the hell is Rule 43?
Mob Rule: a far-right phrase describing an electoral system where the president is chosen based on a majority of voters wanting them to be president.
“You want to abolish the electoral college? That would lead to mob rule, which I’m TOTALLY in favor of when it comes to electing senators, mayors, representatives, city council members, dog catchers, judges, district attorneys, PTA heads, and literally every other position. But not the presidency for some reason.”
You can take up to 27 minutes to pee after sex to avoid a yeast infection/other infectious things.
Dude, 27 minute rule it will still works.
"AMANDA that guy is bat shit crazy, remember Rule number one: Don't let loon in your poon. " -Megan
"MEGAN THAT GUY IS STALKING YOU REMEMBER RULE NUMBER ONE. " -Amanda