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The amount of time allowed for spraying deodorant or cologne such as Axe or Tag (also called TSR for short). It's the responsibility of everyone around the potential offender to monitor his usage, as excess usage of body spray has been known to render potential hookups (and really anyone) unconscious. Any breaking of the three second rule is punishable by confiscation of the offender's aerosol can and/or death. This rule also applies to aerosol cans such as Febreez and Oust if these products are used in confined conditions.
-Bro 1 sprays Axe product until visibility is reduced to that of a monsoon-
Bro 2: Dude! Three second rule!
-Bro 2 seizes can from Bro 1 and inserts the still-spraying can into Bro 1's throat-
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A. from fight club. a line from brad pitt
B. in relation to 4chan's /b/ board, instructs one not to talk about /b/
Rules followed only by newfags.
So theres a place called /b/ you should check it out
Rules 1 and 2! Rules 1 and 2!
Shut up you faggot.
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a stoners definition to a total looser who is almost unbearable to hang out with and the only exception to hanging out with him is "the 6 gram rule", meaning you are never to hangout with him unless he has 6 grams to smoke with you and your friends.
friend #1: Hey guys keith wants to chill with us tonight.
friend #2: Does he have 6 grams?
friend #1: Uhh, let me check.....No...
Friend #2: "6 Gram Rule" no exceptions.
friend #1: Okay il tell him to just fuck off.
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Being locked in a wine and cheese cellar would rule my face!
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When stuff you are eating falls on the floor, you have two options. You can pick it up and eat it, or you can throw it out. The five second rule is used when what ever falls is tasty, but you dont want to gross out your friends by eating something dirty. The five second rule, when imposed (usually along with a quick rinse or blow off) makes what ever you still want to eat socially acceptable to eat and void of all dirtyness. The 5 second rule may be be changed to the 10 second rule, the 15 second rul, or the "i have no clue how long its been there" rule.
guy one: dude, you just dropped your good tasting stuff
guy two: aww crap, butter move fast to make the five second rule. This stuff sure isnt good enough for a ten-er or a 15-er.
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1. If your shoe falls off, you're done moshing. At least until the next song.
2. Don't look like a fool and predict a BD.
3. NEVER EVER mosh to the sound check.
3a. Or the in-between band house music.
4. ABSOLUTELY NO cross-leg two-steps.
5. No two-stepping during a circle pit.
6. No moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand.
7. Don't get in the pile up unless you know the words or you're trying to hit someone.
8. No girls. Duh.
thats all i can think of.
got more? leave a comment.
they gotta be foreal.
Kid 1: Yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you fuck, gtfo!
Kid 2: :(
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If it exists, there is an iceberg chart of it. If not, start making one.
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What the hell is Rule 43?
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