The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿
The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch
when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd
reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?