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the condition of being in love with a stripper
Even though she told him the she was secretly stripping, he asked her to marry him anyway because he was suffering from T-Pain syndrome.
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Mr. T's version of our own average, pitiful, England-originating, latin-based, taking-from-basically-all-languages language.
Where a normal guy might say, "I feel sorry for whoever ticks me off next..."
Mr. T will say, "I pity the fool who looks at me funny!"
(That was an example of Mr. T-glish, just so you know, since UD needs me to use "Mr. T-glish" in the example)
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According to Pitbul, the artist : "I learned this out in L.A. man, this whole thing about a Whoop T Whoop. That means when you're talking to a girl, talking about all the things you gon' do to her. You get to the room...and last like two minutes...(laugh)" It is the title to one of his songs.
Man, I was talking to this hot bitch last night, i was giving her the Whoop T whoop, I was saying" ' want you, I want you, I need you, I need you, Gotta have you, i want to touch you, lick you, fuck you' "
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When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.
Andy texas t-boned two skanks at mikes party last night.
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Anyone who claims they are a "fan" of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans usually wear t-shirts supporting a particular pro/college sports team even though they do not live in that city or did not go to that college. Plenty of these fans did not even go to college, and some are lucky to have past a 6th grade education.
After UT won the National Football Championship, many illegal immigrants from Mexico became a t-shirt fan.
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When you put a pair of pants on in a hurry over a shirt which is then tucked into the pants. Sometimes the bottom corner of the shirt sticks through your fly, which is called a T-shirt willy.
*in PE changing rooms after the lesson*
"tom, you have a t-shirt willy again"
"no i dont"
"yes you do look"
".......shit"
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-The hottest "Wizards of Waverly Place" star.
"Look theres Jake T. Austin"
"Thats the Jake T. Austin!"
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