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When someone goes in a room and they smell so bad, they stink up the room.
Gina: Ew what's that smell
Chris: It's you Gina, your a stink bomb
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v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.
named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.
Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.
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1)An act done whilst in the doggy position. When the giving partner is about to cum, he pulls out and makes a noise like an aeroplane. Confused, the recieving partner turns around just in time to recieve a face full of cum.
2)Done at a sleep over or similar event. Whilst someone is asleep, other people come and jizz in their face/ on their pillow.
I stealth bombed your mum last night!
We were stealth bombing Suzy.
We stealth bombed Adam at the party!
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WISDOM BOMBS, nuggets of (subjective) truth that cause destruction while educating us.
Wise old woman: "If you want to keep your husband my dear, you'll have to accept he's going to sleep with other women. If he pays the bills and takes care of the children then keep him"
Newly married woman: thank you for that wisdom bomb
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H bomb refers to an asshole move pulled in ventrilo chat. Exactly what an H bomb is, is spamming the letter "H" flooding the chat. But it is more then just that. The person H bombing post H's for the max number of character allowed per post. They then copy that paste it several times. This fucks up everything when you have TTS enables. You will hear nothing but the letter H for a very long time and not be able to concentrate listening in on other things. Also if you do this it can persist through leaving the ventrilo chat and the ventrilo server.
10/25 20:38:31 *** You have been reconnected to the server ***
10/25 20:38:31 'mtvalntino' has joined the chat.
10/25 20:48:02 mtvalntino: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10/25 20:48:15 theslasher: your a fucking dick for that H bomb
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An unexpected "your mom" joke
Nate: I like that song.
Mark: I like your mom.
Nate: Dude, you just dropped that mom bomb out of nowhere!
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A phrase, or verbal tactical argument that is sufficiently devastating in its logic to blatantly show the inherent irrationality of an idea, a policy, a social norm, or an institution, and therefore to destroy it.
(There is of course, sadly, the potentially long interim period between when a social norm or institution is destroyed logically and when it ends in actuality.)
Slavery: search the writings of Frederick Douglass
Dueling: see Robert Axelrod's Complexity of Cooperation
Example of a Logic Bomb for the death penalty:
Because inherently some few innocent people are executed every year, those that support the death penalty, particularly those judges, etc. that willingly participate in carrying it out, are at the very least serial accomplices in murder (and because it is willful and premeditated, they are likely 1st degree offenders). Because of the high number of such cases (not to mention the particular cruelty and callousness involved, let alone the serial nature of their crimes) they are eligible for the death penalty, and should be placed under arrest immediately.
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