Guy1: Who tf is Adam Dorchester
Guy2: A life guard
An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
a super socialist of the highest order who supports BLM and all other organizations like it, as a trans falcon giraffe person he has learned from the amazing Karl Marx. he wishes to cancel all hate speech in the world.
a great trans falcon giraffe peerson
A white boy who could be gay and no one would know
He is popular and every girl has a crush on him
He is a dickhead who loves anime and video games
Sara: omg adam g. Is sooo cute but he is a dickhead, should I ask him out
Amy: no I'm going to ask him out, he wouldn't say yes to you anyways cause you don't like anime. But I do!
Dying Musician with 2 hits because of his music being terrible
Boy 1: Oi Mate, you heard that new song from Adam G
Boy 2: That songs wank mate, when’s he gonna drop something good?
Someone who’s farts would wipe out a entire nation, smells like dirty clothes and socks, and virtually makes no money
gay, thinks his esh cause he vapes, listens to ksi and rice gum, but has a rlly hot chick
jude: wow adam mason is really gay
max: ye but he has a hot girl friend