The famous catchphrase from basketball commentator Dick Vitale. It's also the name of his own video game.
Do you know Dick Vitale?
Yes! I saw Scott the woz's video on Dick Vitale's "Awesome Baby!" College Hoops.
Awesome Baby!
A baby born not from sexual penetration but resulting from the seepage of semen between two morbidly obese individuals.
Carl: Wow his parents are HUGE!!!
Ronda: How do two people that large make a baby?
Carl: Must have been a seepage baby.
The mild buzz you feel after drinking one or two beers. This usually occurs when you haven't consumed alcohol for some period of time. (i.e. More than a couple days.) Also called a Baby Buzz.
That Carlsberg gave me a nice baby glow. I think I'm gonna have a few more.
Someone who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse
Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude
A phrase used to describe something that's really easy. It is in reference to video game difficulty selection menus, where the art for the easiest difficulty usually depicts a baby or features baby motifs.
When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom
Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.
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A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.
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A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.
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Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
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Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.
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"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."
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"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."