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pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia

I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.

by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014


pant licker

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.

Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!

by sooooooooofiiiiii May 28, 2018


Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023


Potty pants

When your ass decided to drop an f bomb of shit in your pants.

Ohh no peters got potty pants!!

by Ludwig van shit September 9, 2022


pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.

He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.

by Filth April 20, 2016


Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph March 29, 2018


Double pants

The act of wearing two pairs of pants (ex. shorts over long pants). If you wear three pairs of pants, it’s called triple pants. Brendan from Pokémon Emerald invented this with his capri pants/sweatpants crap, then May started almost a decade later with her denim shorts and bike shorts. Holy hell.

Jason: walks in with two pairs of pants - given example
Freddy: jason wtf are you wearing
Jason: double pants

by Delete this account now September 3, 2024