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He bites percs, he is a perc biter
He did not wash it down with water, he instead bit and chewed. That's some Chris shit.
a redneck with a friend named thomas, a chris usually has a big obnoxious head that stretches from the front to the back. some would call chris a human being, but it is a known fact that they are clones (aliens). a chris is usually a fun (thing) to hangout with but can get annoying and piss you off quickly. if you happen to come across a chris stay clear of its big ass head that is filled with air and dont call it a clone.
that thing looks like a chris.
terrible at modern warfare im tired of carrying this fucking pile of shit he can barely get one kill hes literal dogshit he thinks hes better than me but i can beat him 200-0 in a sniper 1v1 without trying while hes literally cheating im telling you man this guy is dogshit never play with anyone named chris unless you're ready to carry an absolute sack of shit
A fucking chad legend. Hurt his pineapples or his dog and you die.
Bro fuck why can't I be as cool as Chris?
Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"
Chris is usually a tall slender athlete. He is usually not so good looking but kind in heart and easy to talk to you. He looks for long relationships and has a good taste in girls . Usually likes girls on the shorter side
Chris is a tall but his girlfriend is so short