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to place one's testicles in an anus (one's own or preferably someone else's).
It's Friday night, hope I get to pack some apples.
What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".
Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.
The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.
I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.
To tell a softy to leave a game, Most of the time a bloody pvp game
softy: This game has to much blood
Normal person:ok go back to Apple Pie Simulator.
softy:*Crys*
when some decides one day that they want to stuff a taco in an apple and ask the most amazing question ever WILL IT TACO
1 hey have you ever had sokmething amazing happen to you
2 not really...
1 TRy this its a taco apple it a apple in taco
2 OMG this is the most amazing thing ever bro
When you put an apple in your but.
I'm gonna But Apple you.
So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.
Amen. 🙏😌
Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱