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taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.
John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?
Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.
John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
Too spin the rear tires in a stationary position, after all burnout litterly stands for burning out your engine and transmission in short
Yo let’s go do a burnout in a car bro
Hell yeah I’m down
Puffs is a popular brand of tissue sold in North America.
It is common in America to receive an abundance of napkins when ordering food at drive in restaurants. The extra napkins are saved in the car for wiping noses and sneezing.
“Mom why can’t we have a box of Puffs tissues in our car?” “Damn, son! You think I’m wealthy? Those cost $1 per box! Use a Car Puff like we got from McDonalds!”
a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"
"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."
A reference to "The Oprah Winfrey Show", where Oprah decided to give everyone in the audience a car.
"YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR!"
When your car cant take any more abuse and commits suicide
My pussy ass kia couldnt take the pounding and committed car-uside.
Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."