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Two best friends going to school together where Adam has a crush on erika. Erika is hot with big tits and a fat ass. She looks like a supermodel. Adam has greasy hair and a small dick. Adam loves Erikas fat ass and big tits and wants to lick them but Erika wants a dick that is bigger than 2 inches.
Adam: Hey Erika
Erika: Hi
Adam: Ur tits are looking huge
Erika and Adam are talking
Erika: ur cock is looking small
An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)
He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)
Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment
Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook
a super socialist of the highest order who supports BLM and all other organizations like it, as a trans falcon giraffe person he has learned from the amazing Karl Marx. he wishes to cancel all hate speech in the world.
a great trans falcon giraffe peerson
A white boy who could be gay and no one would know
He is popular and every girl has a crush on him
He is a dickhead who loves anime and video games
Sara: omg adam g. Is sooo cute but he is a dickhead, should I ask him out
Amy: no I'm going to ask him out, he wouldn't say yes to you anyways cause you don't like anime. But I do!
Dying Musician with 2 hits because of his music being terrible
Boy 1: Oi Mate, you heard that new song from Adam G
Boy 2: That songs wank mate, when’s he gonna drop something good?
A: "Hes such an Albarra Atharici Adam"
B: "I know hes not attracted to girls at all."
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