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Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?
I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties
An aged bad mutha who gets scarier with age. Usually covered in battle scars. Doesn't need to prove shit cause everyone already knows what they're about. Quiet but has a tendency to dish out savage and comedic burns. Fond of saying "you're showing up to that fight ten years too soon boy."
The guy who plays Machete is a Danny Trejo American.
Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.
Avion american literally just means a translated word in the language of Romania, the lands of skibidi toliets. Anyways it translates to American airplane.
Alo delta force alo basa basa alo delta force alo basa shiki shiki bum, avion american
When you do a money shot on a girl with acne, while singing the Star Spangled Banner.
Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.
money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game
Benningfield junior over akfrucuns.
Being over akfrucuns born and raised in little Rock Arkansas. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️. Being black akfrucun American as in relbjalood or relbjalud is part of the maclonnbeveli culture of the black movement of the akfrucun American soldier's of Arkansas Banging backwards Bend over bootys. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created maclonnbeveli bejrovakfrucun American and bejrovbooty and bejrovbreast banging backwards and relbjaloods relbjaluds. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. ♥️.
A Hard Rock Café in any country besides the United States
I’m so hungover, but all they have in Rome is pasta and wine. I’m gonna get a burger and a coke over at the American embassy.