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what one smells like after not bathing for months, or farting and shitting
she stank of 3 day old ass
i went to lick her pussy, but it smelled of 3 day old ass
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Joe: Hey Bob I gave your mom the 40 year old Virgin.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
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The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.
Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.
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to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry
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A film that is made in the style of girls gone wild except that it uses very old women who are in there 80's and 90's and beyond.
It is most often shown as a joke or used to punish someone by making them watch it.
They tied me up and made me watch, "old girls gone wild",dude.
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1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
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"I'd like to give her the old 1-2."
"What's the Old 1-2?"
"Butt to mouth. I'd butt her to mouth any day."
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