Like My Penis

"Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"

Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"

Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!

^^^^It's the same thing

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Put it on like 69

When 2 people collaborate on a project and create something awesome!

Wow, at that photoshoot, the photographer and model really put it on like 69!

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hurts like fuck

when something hurts, reeeeeeal bad.

I have a chipped tooth, that shit hurts like fuck

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like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

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i like cheese

a term used when the user is particularly involved with cheese

me:hey bitch guess what
bitch:what
me:i like cheese BOOYA

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Think like Pi

The mathematical equivalent of thinking like a child, who uniquely looks at the world imaginatively, playfully, or creatively, much to the delight of others who might even experience an aha! moment from their spontaneous response or behavior.

If mathematical constants like e and 𝛷 were to think like pi, by consciously or freely promoting themselves regularly, there is no reason that they couldn’t be as popular and interesting as the beloved π.

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box like a fish

when your cracked at the game and you box someone up.

box like a fish, drop like a senix.
i just boxed him like a fish

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