Stink bomb

When someone goes in a room and they smell so bad, they stink up the room.

Gina: Ew what's that smell
Chris: It's you Gina, your a stink bomb

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Stealth bombing

1)An act done whilst in the doggy position. When the giving partner is about to cum, he pulls out and makes a noise like an aeroplane. Confused, the recieving partner turns around just in time to recieve a face full of cum.
2)Done at a sleep over or similar event. Whilst someone is asleep, other people come and jizz in their face/ on their pillow.

I stealth bombed your mum last night!
We were stealth bombing Suzy.
We stealth bombed Adam at the party!

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Wisdom Bomb

WISDOM BOMBS, nuggets of (subjective) truth that cause destruction while educating us.

Wise old woman: "If you want to keep your husband my dear, you'll have to accept he's going to sleep with other women. If he pays the bills and takes care of the children then keep him"

Newly married woman: thank you for that wisdom bomb

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H bomb

H bomb refers to an asshole move pulled in ventrilo chat. Exactly what an H bomb is, is spamming the letter "H" flooding the chat. But it is more then just that. The person H bombing post H's for the max number of character allowed per post. They then copy that paste it several times. This fucks up everything when you have TTS enables. You will hear nothing but the letter H for a very long time and not be able to concentrate listening in on other things. Also if you do this it can persist through leaving the ventrilo chat and the ventrilo server.

10/25 20:38:31 *** You have been reconnected to the server ***
10/25 20:38:31 'mtvalntino' has joined the chat.
10/25 20:48:02 mtvalntino: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10/25 20:48:15 theslasher: your a fucking dick for that H bomb

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carpet-bomb

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.

Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.

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Buddha Bombed

Killing someone with kindness in the Intent of Spite, Revenge, or Resolution.

( Now a good way to approach this , is to bite your tongue at the right moment of an argument.... Just suddenly haulting the problem with the right words to make he or she realize how much theyre at fault.

Now If they apologize and it sounds sincere.... then they just got buddha bombed.
So weather you want to keep this method a secret is up to you, but if you decide to shove it in there face then I guarantee it probably wont work so well the next time.)

Victum: So what if I slept your girlfriend...
The Buddha Bomber: ok..... I understand (With face down and sad).
Victum......... dude im sorry.
The Buddha Bomber: (Thoughts or words) Thats right you @$%^ing Tool!

( Buddha Bombed )

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mom bomb

An unexpected "your mom" joke

Nate: I like that song.
Mark: I like your mom.
Nate: Dude, you just dropped that mom bomb out of nowhere!

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