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Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
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Allowing Rapist To Act Out Has To come With Three Art Forms And They Are Called Coding, Escape, And Pick Up Artistry
When alexander Hamilton gets pissed off
George Washington:Son I need you alive
Alexander Hamilton:Call me son one more time
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Calling all bros
Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
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David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone