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An exchange of recipes, usually between two females. A ridiculous practice seeing as though women will forget that they asked for the recipe and never make the food in question.
Whenever I walk into my kitchen my mom is in a recipe call.
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When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.
I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned
or
Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?
Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
Commuty call
(noun) Similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have gone along with it. The person who originates the commuty call is either commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend", for his/her own entertainment until the destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the call is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Tell tale signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended.
"John, you're calling me on your way home from work for the third time this week. Is this a commuty call?"
Code words for “ I gotta take a dump in Apt.”
Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!
Where a woman goes on a date with a man just for the free meal and drinks, and maybe a free shopping trip after.
Person 1: "I went on a date with Jessica yesterday."
Person 2: "Oh really, how'd it go?"
Person 1: "Turns out the bitch just wanted a free meal."
Person 2: "That sucks, another foodie call."
When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.
i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.
When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.