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When you take to much adderall and cannot seal the deal after.
Dude 1: dude I took too much adderall yesterday and I couldn’t fuck my girlfriend.
Dude 2: dude you had addy dick!
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When you slid a doughnut on your dick and your partner eats it off
Last night my girlfriend gave me a doughnut Dick
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To have vigorous sex with someone.
Presumably what Michael Fassbender does to Keira Knightly in the film A Dangerous Method.
Dude, did you see A Dangerous Method?
Yeah, Michael Fassbender was dick drilling Keira Knightly for half of the movie, it was terrific.
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when yo dick got a big ol bump in the middle of it
“Aye yo! that kid matt got a bump dick”
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The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you
"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."
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When you are wearing a pair of boxers or loose fitting underwear and your cock flops out thus making it jump out like a kangaroo
Eddie: Hey Tayler what's up?
Tayler: Bro, you definitely have a dick kangaroo going on right now.
Eddie: Ahhh, shit!
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When a man's pubic hair is so large and bushy, that his penis and pubes together resemble a piece of brocoli.
He really needs to shave his pubic hair. He has a major veggie dick!
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