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A restaurant that mostly serves dead cat's and human shit in the form of food.
Don't be fooled by the value meal, Because you will surely get poop poisoning :(
"hey man my food taste like crap"
"did you go to Burger king?"
"yeah"
"O dude they totally use human brown matter in there meat.
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While in the act of sexual intercourse: forcing the chick to kneel, and sitting on top of her head ass-naked. Then, spinning around on top of her head while shitting, resulting in a crown of poop around her head.
I gave that chick the king-maker
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King Resulzer describes the first disciple of God, the first follower of the Spiked Dragon, destined to rule the land. Whoever does not listen to the crowned one's music will be insta-banned. To communicate with the highness, one must talk through whistles and "chh chh"s.
All hail King Resulzer, and his prince, Spider-Man Gabe.
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When you are involved in vaginal sex, take your thumb, insert into the anal cavity, pull your thumb out with shit on it and slide it across her forehead all the while calling her Simba.
Bro last night i fucked this chick and gave her a lion king.
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To give someone a hotcarl while recieving a blow job.
The neighbor girls stopped by last night and well one gave me a hummer and the other one wanted a hot carl so it was game on. I felt like king shit.
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A sorry ass goth man that makes noises into the mic and calls it trap music
Yo did you hear that new King Vamp
Yeah that shit was ass
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1. a man given name out of pure irony
2. a happy boy sausage with no mustard in his knees with a huge dislike of potatoes bees, sex, and tafari
3. A guy who wishes he was as cool as taiquan so as a joke he post a definition of taiquan on urban dictionary that is wrong
4.guy who doesn't make moves on girls when given obvious chances
1. mr. bitches is ironically jelani king
2. guy 1: i wish i was taiquan
guy 2: stop being such a jelani king
3.Jelani king + girl alone in room = feet being creamed
4. jelani king: " i wish i cud have taiquan's life sooooooo bad, guess i'll settle for mines
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