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The act of have 2 Wieners in every hole used for sex at the same time.
Man, can you believe that whore at that party took the Death Valley Clown Car?! She took it like a champ!
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They're a metal band. You either hate 'em or you love 'em.
Joe: I love Five Finger Death Punch, they kick ass!!
Dave: What the hell is wrong with you, they fuckin' suck!
(Joe and Dave then go on to rant about it)
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A band that will make you jizz.
Hater: Yo, listen to dis new rap son', it got dat lyric liek about gettin' yo hoes tah suck ya dick!
Me: No, I'm good. I'll just listen to some Five Finger Death Punch.
Hater: Dat heavy metal shit!? Listen tuh some real music, bruh.
Me: Have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
Hater: Wut dah hell does interepit mean, nig!?
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A form of processed beef/ pork food product usually encased in an intestinal wrapper thus taking on a cylindrical shape. served in an accomadating bun with a wide assortment of condiments.Commonly found in NYC being sold by a man on a street corner.
On the way home from the bar I stopped and had a Dirty water death dog and now I cant stop pooping!
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To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums
"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"
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A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.
I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.
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Getting fisted while on your period.
I heard that girl got five finger death punched.
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