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puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022


pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021


I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 25, 2023


Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

by JesusChristIsCool September 19, 2021


over the pants squeezaroo

When a male gets his genital area squeezed from over the pants.

Last night Sally gave me an over the pants squeezaroo

by Countrydoggystyle42 November 24, 2015


farmer pants

A Newfoundland term for Overalls or Dungarees, possibly a reference to Jim Lester, owner of Lester’s Farm in St. John’s, Newfoundland and how he always wears overalls when seen in public

Mudder, where’s me farmer pants?
Ol’ Lester is sportin’ ‘is farmer pants.

by spookmullett February 21, 2020


Pant my Shanties

Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'

'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'

by theclash134 February 25, 2005