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john ross

A large cornfed redneck who takes his job as a pipeliner way to serious. A John Ross is strong enough to hold his own in a fight and ugly enough to crack even the highest quality mirror

Hey Did the inspector comment on that John Ross weld it looked like melted butter

by countrytex84 September 1, 2015

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Future John

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.

by B Holtz February 9, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Hancock

When a male ejaculates on a female's body spelling out his name in the process

Rich John Hancocked his girlfriend Becky in the coat room last night

by Jackalope Joe August 25, 2007

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John the Baptist

A gay or young looking gay man.

Look at that fucking John the Baptists, lets get him!

by Kamix March 8, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Steinbeck


1.(noun) The author of "The Grapes of Wrath".

2.(noun) The most elaborate describer of dust the world has ever known.

3.(noun) One of the many names of the Devil.


Damn you John Steinbeck!!! How could you go on about goddamn dust for over forty pages?!!! And what the hell is with the damn turtle?!!! I don't know if you know this John Steinbeck, but the book was about a struggling Oklahoman family!!! Didn't need an entire chapter about a fucking turtle!!!

by Mr. Sexington September 19, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


peeping john

Exactly like a peeping tom except the person who's doing the peeping prefers to peep while people are using the john.

I was taking a dumb at the casino and a peeping john stood on the toilet in the next stall to get the height he needed to see over wall of the toilet stall I was in.

by Jon the peeping john February 9, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Kerry

The person who will someday become the President of the Divided States of Embarrassment (Fortunately, still the United States of America thanks to Bush, the man who deserved to win). The "man" who will either destroy the Nation in the future, or become the President of France.

The French really love John Kerry.

by Papa Smurf May 11, 2005

164๐Ÿ‘ 617๐Ÿ‘Ž