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WOW! I am so lonely that I only have Me, Myself, and I to talk to!
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it means if someone got you f'd up
man tay tay told me to give her $30...man she got me chopped
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#1 Hit for Sam Cooke in 1957.
It describes a feeling of love so deep, it takes you to another world.
Darling you send me
I know you send me
Darling you send me
Honest you do, honest you do
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Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.
Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.
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A game played to test the personal threshold of pain. Also known as "Kick me in the Jimmy" Or "Jimmy Kick". The male seeking to master pain tolerance will ask another person to "kick me in the jimmies." That person will then kick the kickee multiple times in the crotch. The kicking only ceases when the kickee (one being Kicked) gives in.
Stevo from jackass asked an entire fourth grade school class to line up and kick him in the jimmy one by one, as hard as they could. They kicked and kicked, "Kick me in the jimmies!" he cried.
After 14 kicks, a skinny, blond girl ran up to him and smashed her foot into his crotch as hard as she could. A soft crunch was audible as Steveo sunk to the ground with a whimper.
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A request that the listener/audience waits until they have heard all the information before voicing their opinion. Often said when the speaker anticipates that what they are about to say will be prematurely interrupted, dismissed or ignored without allowing the full story being told.
Family Guy: Brian & Stewie (S08E17)
Stewie: Look, I’m going to propose something and I need you to hear me out. Will you promise me you’ll do that?
Brian: I guess...
Stewie: You guess? Or you will?
Brian: Yes I’ll hear you out.
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To request, demand, or mooch money, objects, or services from your friends or random people on the street.
Can you kick me down some change?
Can you kick me down a smoke?
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