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You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
a boy who will play you over and over and not care about how much he is hurting you. he will probably talk to many other girls when he is telling you he is “loyal” and you are the “only one”. He may be hot but he will try and get with your friends when he is talking to you. he will probably send dick picks to all of your friends even if they don’t ask or just send a black screen. he will try to make you feel like you were the reason he wasn’t willing to keep dating after a few days. he will lie to you and try to cover it up by lying and getting his friends to either lie or he will lie to them. he can not be trusted and he will hurt you and every girl he will get with be he used girls for fun.
girl one: tiny dick nick hurt me over and over
girl two: i knew he was bad don’t let girl three talk to him she will take him even if he hurt you and even if you are still not over him
girl three: girl one said she was over him so i’m going to date him and hurt her anyway
Pointless lies that don't benefit anyone.
Did you know the wheel wasn't invented until 1675 A.D.?
Nick lie
When you celebrate an accomplishment by drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, eating an edible, smoking a cigar, devouring your entire pantry, and then proceed to vomit and diarrhea all over the house.
“Man, Last night I finished the remodel and whiskey-nicked all over the bathroom walls. I’m never drinking Jack Daniels again.”
(Basically real son of a bitch, worse than a motherfucker; might as well be racist against any race... it's an insult of the highest value. If your worst enemy wanted to insult you they would think twice to use the term slit-nick, that's how insulting it is. You don't want to ever be called a slit-nick, by anybody, ever.
"You slit-nick son of a bitch"
kid who will probably end up fucking his cousin in 9th grade
Lol nick Polsen fucked his cousin
Wears his signature black poofy jacket and redbull hat 24/7. CADs for 4 hours per day and addicted to researching n thebluealliance.com. He has a great vocab, except for the word "sleep." He doesnt wear safety glasses (on his eyes) and makes every important mentor annoyed with his team because of his questions. Praises the beast and Dean Kamen. Loves one man, Jared and Evan. Has 50 wings because redbull.
"Who is that over there hugging Jared?" "Why, its a Nick B!"
"Nick B go to sleep"
*opens Nick B's locker* *finds it full of empty redbull cans*