When your poop you left in the toilet is long and in a straight line.
When you poop and then don’t shower for the rest of the day and fecal matter particles remain on your feet.
Are you seriously gonna get in this bed with those poop feet? Go take a shower Alana!
the comfortable cushion provided by larger than average ass cheeks while taking a poop
i'd fluff that chicks pooping pillows, nah mean?
Mouth from which much garbage and trash talk is emitted
I told Geoff to shut his poop bugle before flies lay eggs in his mouth.
The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
The long skid mark on the back of a jacket
Steve, you have a poop coat going there
When you have to poop so bad that you can’t move
My stomach hurts so bad that I have poop paralysis