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Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
Used after having a car crash.
He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.
On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
“Today is national post your crush day!”
Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”
“YES!”
The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
Looks like you’ve got post mexico syndrome.
A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity
The term "non-binary" defines us as what we are not and the definitions of binary are specific to region and place.
"What gives me anxiety is the possibility that I would be required to wait for society to respect what comes after the gender binary. We so frequently absorb white supremacist violence that
"post-binary" is not available now and for some may not be experienced ever."
If we lived in a post-binary world- I may not want or need top surgery, but because this world sees in binary I yield my body to the general understanding of the masses
on the 17th of april, post pictures of your girl so that other hoes can back the fuck off
"hey bro, how come you haven't posted your gf?! it's post your gf day!"