After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.
Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?
"Wow look at a Vidit go!"
"Oh man! He's doing some mad Broomstick Riding!"
A term to describe a woman during her period.
"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"
When you go on a heavy bender then stop and start sweating, shaking, throwing up, hallucinating and seizing. Horrible nightmares are common if you somehow manage to fall asleep. Wich will be very hard .
It is a euphemism for Delirium tremens.
Person 1 : I've been on this 3 week bender and alcohol isn't hitting the same anymore. The buzz is gone. I think I'll take a t-break.
Person 2: you'll be riding the ghost train? You got some balls
On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.
Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.
Enjoying and doing fucking things with girls or literally whore bitches
Dude 1: hey nigga,you enjoyed last night?
Dude 2 : yo man, i was with my lil bitch riding pussy