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Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021


riding dolphins

Dying while eating cookies on the toilet.

Did you know Elvis died riding dolphins?

by caribou101 October 16, 2020


Broomstick Riding

Nude running with a boner

"Wow look at a Vidit go!"
"Oh man! He's doing some mad Broomstick Riding!"

by ayyyyyyyy lmao April 4, 2016


Riding the red dragon

A term to describe a woman during her period.

"she is acting extra crazy today"
"yeah.... probably riding the red dragon or something"

by Yanivzor May 21, 2020


Riding the ghost train

When you go on a heavy bender then stop and start sweating, shaking, throwing up, hallucinating and seizing. Horrible nightmares are common if you somehow manage to fall asleep. Wich will be very hard .

It is a euphemism for Delirium tremens.

Person 1 : I've been on this 3 week bender and alcohol isn't hitting the same anymore. The buzz is gone. I think I'll take a t-break.

Person 2: you'll be riding the ghost train? You got some balls

by Acetone_professor_420 November 25, 2022


riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011


riding pussy

Enjoying and doing fucking things with girls or literally whore bitches

Dude 1: hey nigga,you enjoyed last night?
Dude 2 : yo man, i was with my lil bitch riding pussy

by Shiixx February 28, 2019