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ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon
Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*
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A day in which your able to slap anyones ass guy or girl twice a day every sunday if you slap the persons ass more than twice they get to bend you over and slap your ass 10 times with a weapon etc.. belt, paddle, stick, whip
Joey slapped my ass 3 times so i get to bend his ass over and spank his ass with a belt 10 times since its slap ass sunday
Another term for purchasing cocaine so that others won't know what you're discussing.
"So Lola and I were at the club last night getting pretty drunk and Tracy showed up and then TINKERBELL SLAPPED ME".
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When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.
A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...
Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.
Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
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On April 13th is national slap day, you could slap anybody even a girl if you are a boy but yeah don't get knocked out good luck
National slap day, slap anybody ok
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this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay )
me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass
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Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.
While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
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